Total Medals Earned: 655 (From 118 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,475 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/265 points)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Medals Earned: 6/16 (40/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/340 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/50 points)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/315 points)
Medals Earned: 8/12 (55/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Defeat the fearsome alien tyrant, Blob-O.
Experience the joy of feeding some alien wildlife.
Make Betty laugh with the funniest dinosaur joke in the history of the universe.
Hit the jackpot on the Astro Slots machine.
Have Mr. Dinosaur land on the moon.
Collect a souvenir I <3 Mr. Dinosaur t-shirt.
Cause some property damage inside the Space Vacations building.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Put your hands on every single thing in the game.
Look at every single thing in the game.
Finish the game in under 5 minutes.
You soft boiled an egg.
You made toast.
You cut a grapefruit.
You made juice.
You made coffee with suger.
You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
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Use 500 bullets.
Kill 50 bunnies.
Spend £10,000.
Use a grenade.
Use a remote explosive.
Get someone naked!
Go into RAGE.
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Earn a bronze medal!
Earn a silver medal!
Wear your first cap
Earn a gold medal!
Now try to beat your highscore!
Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!
Send your score for the world to see!
Figure out the controls!
Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!
Get at least 7 achievements
Earn a platinum medal!
Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!
Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!
Catch all caps at any one level
Burn a stack of blue caps at gold height!
Only for hardcores. Build a stack of caps that touch the top screen!
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Destroy 100 cars
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Credits to you for visiting the credits page
Finished at exactly 27 seconds
